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Assalamualaikum korang,

I don't do this normally, but since aku pernah diajak and attended some of their classes, aku rasa responsible untuk sebarkan kat korang. Benda ni real. And it's really bad. Please be careful korang. Mula2 aku pun pandang rendah benda camni, but their argument was really persuasive.

My experience was -

Ada seorang member lama contact ajak masuk kelas tafsir. She initially asked about how was i doing, how's life and lama2 masuk dalam bahagian agama... last2 dia kata dia masuk this kelas tafsir and it has been a life-changing experience to her...

Well since niat baik semua, why refuse.... plus mana tau ada awek cun tudung labuh ke... hahahhaa... plus kalau refuse nampak sangat setan hahaha (masa ni niat dah lari dah)...

Anyway, ada tiga kelas 'beginner'. And it's very personal. Just you, your friend and 2 penyampai. Penyampai will dress up nicely, pakai white shirts mcm gi keje.

Classes tak semestinya satu tempat. In my case, class dia berubah2, once dekat Dengkil, and once dekat Cheras. Rasanya dia buat dekat rumah members dia.

The four of you will sit down at this table, and one of the penyampai will start explaining ayat2 Al-Quran to you. At the same time, dia akan tulis huraian dia on a whiteboard.

Arguments dia memang persuasive, sebab....

1) Dia akan guna valid copy of Tafsir Al-Quran
2) Dia tahu bahasa Arab and boleh terjemahkan
3) Aku pun bodoh piang bahasa Arab nih.. hahahah... what do you expect from an ignorant Muslim cam aku... dan aku rasa ramai gak member aku camni hahahaha....
4) Dia boleh expect most of your questions, and dia akan direct to ayat Al-Quran yang akan answer that question, though in very general terms...

Anyway, the class will start off pretty harmless. You will first learn the true meaning of Bismillah. Bismillah, through their huraian, means - hidup di bumi Allah sebagai khalifah dengan menggunakan peraturan Allah. Pretty harmless right? Masa tu rasa bangga gak, yeahhhh aku leh tafsir Bismillah siot.

Second class, dia citer pasal sunnah. Yang bestnye dia citer, sunnah pasal janggut bla bla ni takpe, tak penting. Yang penting is sunnah nabi buat negara and lawan kekafiran, and camana nabi buat all those steps. Damn kalau aku bawak member tabligh gi sini sure kene bantai baiknya. Tp ok so far aku terima dulu argument diaorg.

Kelas ketiga memang the bomb lah. Tafsir al-Fatihah.... basically dalam Al-Fatihah ni ada tiga kalimah, aku rasa ubudiah, mulkiyah, rububiyah. So rububiyah ni basically ketuhanan la. Pastu mulkiyah ni is tempat or kuasa or throne. And ubudiah ni beribadat. So goreng2 baiknye sampai hangit - the kesimpulan was Al-Fatihah basically tells us to create a new country in which kita bertuhankan Allah and beribadat/melakukan peraturan Allah. Hahaha masa ni sorilah aku punye bullshit-o-meter shot up sky-high, so aku politely refuse the offer from future classes and balik umah fikir baik2, cuba baca2 tafsir and semayang.

Bila aku decide aku dah tanak lagi, my friend and another friend of hers called me up and ajak jumpa, so that we could discuss casually without the penyampai around. Time ni basically aku refute balik their arguments using common sense, and without the penyampai, diaorg pun helpless. They begged me to come for an 'extra' class, tp aku tolak la. Anyway, antara hujah2 diaorg

1) we do everything ngan bismillah

2) bismillah means kita buat sesuatu dengan 'faham' Allah... cam communism... but kita ada Allah-ism...

3) faham Allah maksudnya kita duk kat bumi Allah, ikut peraturan Allah

4) peraturan Allah ni ada dalam Quran

5) org yang mencampur-adukkan batil dan haq ni, kira kapir (dia akan quote ayat al-quran for this one). damn yang ayat ni memang saiko ko baiknye.

6) masalahnya kat msia ni, dah bercampur hak batil (well ni maybe betulla). so dia akan buat analogy, that's how Mecca was before Muhammad SAW jadi nabi (org pegi haji + berhala sekeliling Mecca + judi arak pelacuran). So basically they're saying we are as lost as the Jahiliyah people last time.

7) pastu dia borak pasal Al-Fatihah. Cam aku citer kat atas, basically kononnya you are one of the early 'mukminin' (konon cam para sahabat awal2 dulu), and Islam is on the rise again, we are giving you this awareness/kesedaran, and we're creating this country somewhere, and hope that you'll join us (kat sini dia kata marilah berhijrah.. pergh best siot). ok part ni aku dah stop dengar aaa.... dia akan kata jugak yang pentadbiran islam ni berubah2 tempat.. mekah, madinah, mekah, damsyik, turki la... so dia hint2 la tu.. gerak2... so actually last2 dia akan gi nusantara.... wah masa ni memang rasa cam da vinci code tak tipu siot.... little bits of clues strategically located will make you believe even harder.. damn...

if you borak2 lagi, dia akan kata benda ni dirahsiakan lama dah.. takut banyak org would come out and destroy the 'secret huraian'. ulama2 lain tak tau sebab maybe diaorg dah lost. and diaorg kata, kita ni suka sangat nak ikut ulama... and dia akan bagi citer kat indonesia, how a small daerah was so strong that the dutch cannot take over, until they install a munafiq ulama and sesatkan the whole daerah.

9) dia kata jugak since the lowest jahiliyah point was 1400 years ago... pastu zaman empayar islam paling besar is 700 years ago.... and now it has been another 700 years of going downhill... it's all going uphill now... and this is the one true path... kira cam naik turun la...

10) mcm2 lagi.. tp aku pun tak ingat dah. this was in august, and baru sept ni lepas research2, aku dah dapat info2 pasal gerakan sesat ni.

Anyway, this is the least I can do, which is to email u guys. I can only go so far within my circle of friends, tp aku rasa tak cukup. Hopefully korang leh sebar2kan lagi kat org lain. Benda ni dah kuar Harian Metro aku rasa. Ada artikel bawah aku cut and paste gak.

Kesimpulannya,

1) Benda camni wujud
2) Yes, you can be deceived, no matter how educated you are, given the right approach
3) Aku rasa kita semua ada tafsir kat rumah, tapi kita sendiri malas baca. Aku rasa ni pengajaran 'cash' dari Allah SWT. Ini lesson paling penting sekali. No excuse.
4) Aku rasa bersalah kalau tak at least spread the word around. Ramai budak yang baik2 masuk benda ni, ye lah semua dengan niat asal nak belajar agama. Oh man, all the good chicks.... hahahahahah.....
5) Aku tak alim dooo... jgn ajak aku masuk kelas agama yang terlalu intensif hahahah...
6) Lastly despite cara aku tulis benda ni maybe lawak + kasar sikit, tp aku mean well. Harap2 kita semua dapat amal sebaik mungkinlah. Hidup ni kejap.